Flying

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of flying.

飛んでは銀河ヒッチハイク・ガイドを話しました。

There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying.  The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Pick a nice day, it suggests, and try it.

「至芸がいます」、それは話して。「もっとせえかくに、絵飛ぶの呼吸がいます。呼吸（ナーク）は自分を投げ地面の方へを学ぶに位置します。兼ねて地面を逸れます。いい天気の日を選びます。」それは申し入りて　「がんばってください。」

“The first part is easy.  All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all your weight, and the willingness not to mind that it’s going to hurt.  That is, it’s going to hurt if you fail to miss the ground.

“Most people fail to miss the ground and if they are really trying properly, the likelihood is that they will fail to miss it fairly hard.  Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.

“One problem is that you have to miss the ground accidentally.  It’s no good deliberately intending to miss the ground because you won’t.  You have to have your attention suddenly distracted by something else when you’re halfway there, so that you are no longer thinking about falling, or about the ground or about how much it’s going to hurt if you fail to miss it.

“It is notoriously difficult to pry your attention away from these three things during the split second you have at your disposal. Hence most people’s failure, and their eventual disillusionment with this exhilarating and spectacular sport.

“If, however, you are lucky enough to have your attention momentarily distracted at the crucial moment by, say, a gorgeous pair of legs (tentacles, pseudopodia, according to phylum and/or personal inclination) or a bomb going off in your vicinity, or by suddenly spotting an extremely rare species of beetle crawling along a nearby twig, then in your astonishment you will miss the ground completely and remain bobbing just a few inches above it in what might seem to be a slightly foolish manner.

“This is a moment for superb and delicate concentration.”

Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything, Chapter 9.

http://hiki.cre.jp/write/?TheHitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy#l16

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/guide/index.shtml

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